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Tegan. 18. Laughter. Sandwich Artist.

ludacrisp:

WHEN TEACHERS FORGET TO CHECK THE HOMEWORK YOU DIDN’T DO

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wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…


did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

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(Source: tumboy, via laughcentre)

leiahime:

this still will never not describe me

leiahime:

this still will never not describe me

(Source: joannafrank, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

cat-fox:

catswithbenefits:

what if there was no sliced bread

then we’d be in a loaf of trouble

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kanyewesticle:

i just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life

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dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

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pleatedjeans:

had to do a return today.

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fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

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circumcisions:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

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How to write an essay:

  • Step 1: Open Microsoft Word
  • Step 2: Cry
  • Step 3: Open Tumblr
  • everyday: i need new clothes